My Cultivation System Was 1,000 Years Late – So My Gorgeous Master Told Me to Get a Wife #novel

Transmigrated as a thousand-year-old elder with mere months to live, I tried to gracefully decline my master's "last chance to breed" request – until the long-delayed system finally kicked in. Gift a female disciple a junk-grade sword? Get a legendary divine flame in return. Toss her a spare beauty pill? Pocket a celestial-grade cultivation elixir. I wanted to maintain my dignified elder reputation, but the system's "forced rebate" turned me into an compulsive gift-giver – and now even my master suspects I have ulterior motives. Xu Xiao transmigrated into the Ethereal Mist Sect as an inner elder – but instead of power and glory, he got a withered body on the verge of collapse at a thousand years old. His childhood sweetheart junior sister is in her prime. His breathtakingly beautiful master hasn't aged a day. Only he is counting down his final breaths. Out of pity, his master grants him a life-extending pill and gives him a blunt ultimatum: find a dao partner before you die, and leave behind an heir. Just as he sighs, "My system is a lifetime too late," a cold mechanical voice finally echoes in his mind – "Gift any item to a woman of destiny, and receive a massive return reward." He tosses away a worthless low-grade flying sword – and gets back the legendary Nanming Fireblade. He casually hands over a spare beauty-preserving pill – and receives a Three-Thousand-Dao Elixir. He chucks out a lightning talisman – and is repaid with a Divine Sky-Thunder Talisman... All Xu Xiao wanted was to fade away in peace. Instead, he becomes the sect's most generous – and most suspicious – senior. Every gift is misinterpreted as a hidden confession. His junior sister blushes. His master stares daggers. Disciples whisper behind his back. All he can do is laugh bitterly – I'm not some lecherous old man. The system is making me do this. As his returned treasures grow more ridiculous, his lifespan actually starts reversing. But the system tasks only get trickier: "Gift a personal keepsake." "Gift a heart-protection mirror." "Gift a love token jade pendant." And when his master's gaze shifts from motherly concern to cold suspicion, Xu Xiao finally realizes – This system isn't just pushing him to "continue the bloodline." It's pushing him to offend every single female cultivator in the entire sect. Thus begins a delayed-by-a-millennium system rampage – where every gift sparks misunderstanding, every return ignites chaos, and one old man's "retirement plan" turns into the funniest disaster the cultivation world has ever seen.