My System Makes Me a Slacker, But Beauties Keep Throwing Themselves at Me After They Hear My Thoughts

The Most Beautiful Woman in Ancient China Threw Herself Into His Arms—Because She Overheard Him Thinking About How Her Adoptive Father Was Going to Sell Her to a 300-Pound Tyrant! Su Mu, a modern office worker, transmigrates to the late Eastern Han Dynasty with a "Slacker Check-In System." All he wants is to clock in at 9, clock out at 5, and live a quiet life. But thanks to a system glitch, his inner monologue gets broadcasted live to Diaochan—the legendary beauty performing right in front of him. From his wild fantasies about her wearing thigh-high stockings, to his spoiler-filled rant about the infamous "Chain Plot" that will doom her to a life between two warlords, she hears EVERYTHING. When the dance ends, she staggers straight into his arms and whispers a desperate plea for help. Now, with her adoptive father Wang Yun shooting daggers at him and the bloodthirsty tyrant Dong Zhuo glaring from the throne, Su Mu has only one thought: I just wanted to clock out, man. Why is this broken system doing this to me?!